The Theocracy of Card Season 2 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 3.266 billion Card Season 2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Card Season 2ian economy, worth 134 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,153 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Card Season 2, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Season 2's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Season 2 is ranked 202,621^st in the world and 1,078^th in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 38.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.